I just got banned from the BBS! What a bunch of bull shit! I wish I was a mod...I'd ban people up and down all day everyday just because I got pissed off once a long time ago (right now). You know what? I think that because I'm so bored right now (it's not like I'm going to start my homework or anything), I should go do some...Um....waccin' off, maybe smoke a cigarette, start cutting myself, maybe smoke some weed, start doing coke, start sodemizing myself, maybe a little meth (I do live in Iowa after all), maybe rape some chicks, maybe some dudes, maybe some babies, I could start shooting up, maybe kill a few people, throw some children down a well, beat someone's wife, become an alcoholic...I don't know. Anyway, I'm going to blame all of it on...Zerok! Serves that bastard right (even though he wasn't even signed on when I was banned [I checked])! Then that way, if the police get pissed off at me for breaking the law, they'll have to take it up with Zerok. What a douche bag!

You guys please, tell me some other immoral, ilegal, and unethical things I should do and then blame on Zerok!

By the way, Levelingup has officially earned my love. He said one of the funniest things I've heard in a really long time, and I had to make our love official here. I will track him down and marry him.