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I just got banned from the BBS! What a bunch of bull shit! I wish I was a mod...I'd ban people up and down all day everyday just because I got pissed off once a long time ago (right now). You know what? I think that because I'm so bored right now (it's not like I'm going to start my homework or anything), I should go do some...Um....waccin' off, maybe smoke a cigarette, start cutting myself, maybe smoke some weed, start doing coke, start sodemizing myself, maybe a little meth (I do live in Iowa after all), maybe rape some chicks, maybe some dudes, maybe some babies, I could start shooting up, maybe kill a few people, throw some children down a well, beat someone's wife, become an alcoholic...I don't know. Anyway, I'm going to blame all of it on...Zerok! Serves that bastard right (even though he wasn't even signed on when I was banned [I checked])! Then that way, if the police get pissed off at me for breaking the law, they'll have to take it up with Zerok. What a douche bag!

You guys please, tell me some other immoral, ilegal, and unethical things I should do and then blame on Zerok!

By the way, Levelingup has officially earned my love. He said one of the funniest things I've heard in a really long time, and I had to make our love official here. I will track him down and marry him.

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Oct. 23, 2007 | 12:08 AM ripoffhitman says:

What did you do for him to ban you?

Oct. 23, 2007 | 12:19 AM Duh-Boss responds:

He didn't ban me, it was some other mod. I posted in a spam thread. I know, I should have known better, but I'm still really pissed about it and I'm ready to put some uncalled-for blame on Zerok.

Oct. 23, 2007 | 4:05 AM Archkronos says:

DONT BLAME ZEROK, BLAME CANADA! BLAME CANADA!

Oct. 23, 2007 | 6:34 AM The-evil-bucket says:

You should probably settle with just going outside.

Oct. 23, 2007 | 7:51 AM Alcohol1 says:

calm down, just kiss him and everythin will be ok.

Oct. 23, 2007 | 12:36 PM greenfaerie4 says:

Nice shifting the blame! Here are some more illegal things to do because of your ban. Punch some babies, jay walking, driving without a license, tampering with mail. descrating a church, become a streetwalker, littering and littering and littering and littering and smokin the reefer lol!

Oct. 23, 2007 | 3:40 PM Cericon says:

Actually, a computer bans you for posting in a spam thread. Reason why there is never a description. Just the same thing everyone gets. I think if you were a mod and acted that way, you'd be worse then BBR. If I were a mod I'd ban everyone who says they hate anime.

Oct. 23, 2007 | 4:33 PM SpaxClock says:

it's ok son,try to be friends with zerok,mods are cool and nice!

Oct. 23, 2007 | 4:34 PM SpaxClock says:

theyre just doin their job.

Oct. 23, 2007 | 7:16 PM crazylogic says:

heres another Idea for what you could do
go to joy of satan .com and convert to spiritual satanism
I wont keep nagging you to do so if you decide not to convert

Oct. 23, 2007 | 7:32 PM robattle says:

Zerok hates all users who have low post counts.

Also Please stay on topic in my blog.

Oct. 24, 2007 | 4:38 AM AwfulAwful says:

Start listening to rap music...Blame it on Zerok!

Oct. 24, 2007 | 3:54 PM Alcohol1 says:

blame society.

Oct. 24, 2007 | 3:56 PM smicothegreat says:

you go around ng asking questions, i ahve decided to answer them

Oct. 24, 2007 | 5:13 PM A8TG says:

Hey man!

Just making my rounds through people's blogs.

Oct. 24, 2007 | 7:46 PM Twist-Chao06 says:

You Should Kill him and Cut Off His Head. and Then Give it to his Moarning Mum. and Then Steal it from the mum! Then Do a dump on it. Then Give it to his Moarning Mum again. AND THEN STEAL IT AGAIn.

Oct. 25, 2007 | 5:23 PM Duh-Boss responds:

Now THAT sounds like a good idea!

Oct. 24, 2007 | 7:56 PM greensucksbluerules says:

It's kinda obvious which mod I hate...

Oct. 25, 2007 | 5:51 PM Duh-Boss responds:

Which mod do you hate?

Oct. 24, 2007 | 9:05 PM xXsharkxsayxhelloXx says:

I want to grab your head and shake it so your hair moves around and makes me smile.

Oct. 24, 2007 | 10:25 PM TECh2o says:

BLAME BLAME BLAME BLAME

Oct. 25, 2007 | 1:53 AM iowadude92 says:

alright heres what u do, on halloween go around and take every little kids bags of candy then either eat them all or sell them back for a lot of money, then say Zerok made u do it

Oct. 25, 2007 | 5:25 PM Duh-Boss responds:

That sounds like a real DOUCHE BAG idea. Only a real DOUCHE BAG would think of something like that.

Oct. 26, 2007 | 12:09 AM mega-ballin-pimp-sev says:

Go kill Zerok's family

Oct. 26, 2007 | 7:16 AM LevelingUp says:

Anything for you. : D . just no touching please....your hands burn.

Oct. 26, 2007 | 7:48 PM Wyattfilms says:

hehehe that sucks man, sorry.

Oct. 27, 2007 | 2:09 PM TOEZ says:

I know how you feel. Well actually, don't we all?

I've just got banned for a week by bigbadron for making a spam response.

Oct. 28, 2007 | 2:40 PM devan32 says:

looking back on it don't you think the spam thread was a really bad Idea?

Oct. 28, 2007 | 11:05 PM Duh-Boss responds:

Ya, I do. I didn't make it though, so I'm gold there mate.

Oct. 29, 2007 | 12:08 PM Alcohol1 says:

and this funny thing is?

Oct. 29, 2007 | 6:56 PM Duh-Boss responds:

What? What are you talking about?

Oct. 31, 2007 | 7:04 AM cheesecamp says:

happy halloween!

Nov. 4, 2007 | 5:06 AM Twist-Chao06 says:

DID YOU DO ITS???

Nov. 4, 2007 | 3:13 PM idiot-buster says:

i got banned like for 20 days once

Nov. 10, 2007 | 2:57 AM THEJamoke says:

Guns. You forgot guns.

Try firing one off in a crowded grocery store. Yell, "Attention shoppers, blue light special on a cap-in-the-ass."

Don't forget to smoke a lot of meth first. And wear nothing but socks and a snorkle. Then plead insanity.

Nov. 17, 2007 | 2:14 AM Duh-Boss responds:

That's an AWESOME idea!

Mar. 3, 2008 | 6:28 PM somebody11223344 says:

Saudomize the president with a rusty shiv while burining An american flag and raping a puppy!!!

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